Get Ready to Watch the Tucker Carlson Shoe-Leather Dodge!
06.26.03 Tucker Eats it. Eats it Raw.
For any of you who do not already know, Tucker Carlson, bowtie boy of CNN's daily political fireworks show Crossfire, is in trouble big. I sent this email to him to rub his nose in it.
(Note: I worked with CNN for two years, as an online chat host. I know things about their chat and chat policies that I will reveal in these pages. It is not a pretty picture. I also created transcripts of our online 'guest' chats. This included a lot of big names in entertainment and mainly, politics.
Stay tuned. I will post the entire transcripts of such things as the now-deceased, yet none the less vitriolic, Barbara Olsen. If I were Ted, I wouldn't miss her.)
-------------------------------Email to Tucker-----6-24-03---------------Chomp Chomp--------The Tucker Shoe Leather Dodge---
Tucker,
I know there can be little joy in your life at this time. You were unable to control your cocky and insipid remarks regarding the new blockbuster book by Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, “Living History.” Your vow to eat your shoes and tie should the book reach one million in sales has made you not only a laughing stock among those liberals who know you are a rabid Clinton-hater and bad dresser.
A jackass who never has any research in place before a show begins, but a hyperventilating loud mouth, as well. Worse, you are a subject of pity among your conservative associates who must be racking their brains seeking to grease the skids for you to escape your impending culinary catastrophe.
When a liberal associate of mine said Tucker Carlson is simply a joker in the Republican deck of cards who will do anything to get out of a promise made in front of millions of viewers, I defended you.
I said, “Hell no, he’s a great cook and will eat his shoes, AND TIE on live TV to prove it!”
Next we can expect to see you doing the Bush-Dodge, saying that there has to be a recount. Bringing a team of lawyers (but all you right wing hack jobs hate trial lawyers, don’t you?) You will parse what the verb “to eat” means. You will duck and dodge like junior on his best game. You will bring in Ann Coulter, internationally renowned constitutional attorney, to make your case hard. Or hardly make your case.
Finally, though, the clock will run out and you will have to make a decision.
I look forward to the live presentation of Tucker Carlson saying, “I did not have socks with those shoes.”
Bon appetite, buddy.
A. J.
Houston, Texas
For any of you who do not already know, Tucker Carlson, bowtie boy of CNN's daily political fireworks show Crossfire, is in trouble big. I sent this email to him to rub his nose in it.
(Note: I worked with CNN for two years, as an online chat host. I know things about their chat and chat policies that I will reveal in these pages. It is not a pretty picture. I also created transcripts of our online 'guest' chats. This included a lot of big names in entertainment and mainly, politics.
Stay tuned. I will post the entire transcripts of such things as the now-deceased, yet none the less vitriolic, Barbara Olsen. If I were Ted, I wouldn't miss her.)
-------------------------------Email to Tucker-----6-24-03---------------Chomp Chomp--------The Tucker Shoe Leather Dodge---
Tucker,
I know there can be little joy in your life at this time. You were unable to control your cocky and insipid remarks regarding the new blockbuster book by Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, “Living History.” Your vow to eat your shoes and tie should the book reach one million in sales has made you not only a laughing stock among those liberals who know you are a rabid Clinton-hater and bad dresser.
A jackass who never has any research in place before a show begins, but a hyperventilating loud mouth, as well. Worse, you are a subject of pity among your conservative associates who must be racking their brains seeking to grease the skids for you to escape your impending culinary catastrophe.
When a liberal associate of mine said Tucker Carlson is simply a joker in the Republican deck of cards who will do anything to get out of a promise made in front of millions of viewers, I defended you.
I said, “Hell no, he’s a great cook and will eat his shoes, AND TIE on live TV to prove it!”
Next we can expect to see you doing the Bush-Dodge, saying that there has to be a recount. Bringing a team of lawyers (but all you right wing hack jobs hate trial lawyers, don’t you?) You will parse what the verb “to eat” means. You will duck and dodge like junior on his best game. You will bring in Ann Coulter, internationally renowned constitutional attorney, to make your case hard. Or hardly make your case.
Finally, though, the clock will run out and you will have to make a decision.
I look forward to the live presentation of Tucker Carlson saying, “I did not have socks with those shoes.”
Bon appetite, buddy.
A. J.
Houston, Texas
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