When You Think An Absurd Thought, Get Ready for Chimp_junta to Use it!
But ALAS! None were found. The great lie was coming unglued faster than a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED backdrop could be shredded.
I had this absurd thought: What if chimp_junta paid someone in Iraq to shit out WMD's? And I posted the whole funny, absurd, impossible thing on a YAHOO! message board...
And then, LO & BEHOLD...CHIMP_jUNTA DID SHIT UP A CONTEST!!! ROFLMAO!!! Here is the reverse sequence of events:
******I THOUGHT I WAS JOKING!!!*******
by:clueless_dubya (M/Austin, TX) 05/11/03 12:46 pm
Msg: 2026 of 2026
Now, I know some of you may not believe the absurd crap that shows up on message boards, but now you know. I have an inside line to pResnit JuNioR...I suggested this almost a week ago, rignt here on a message board...I was making a JOKE! And NOW JuNioR is gonna do it!! ROFL!!!!!
What this means is that we who laugh at Chimp_junta last, laugh so hard we get belly cramps :-))
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WIN $5 MILLION--MAKE UP SOME WMD!
by: clueless_dubya (M/Austin, TX) 05/04/03 12:12 pm
Msg: 4058 of 4109
Latest stories from unknown sources in the Pentagon and White House say that any Iraqi scientist, even a dentist's tooth scraper, who can make up a place where junior can hide some WMD, will win $5 MILLION DOLLARS!
That's right Mr or Mrs Iraqi Scientist...just tell us a good place to 'hide em' and say you'll take us 'to em' and YOU'RE THE LUCKY WINNER!!!
This contest will self destruct if nobody takes the bait and the US junta must find its own place to hide them.
And if you trick us, you may end up on the streets as a 'dead protestor on an Iraqi street corner...the one who fired first.'
We have ways of making it all happen.
Remember this: THE TRUTH IS A LIE. INVASION IS LIBERATION. BOMBING YOUR HOMES BACK TO RUBBLE AND CUTTING OFF YOUR WATER AND ELECTRICITY IS GOOD FOR YOUR FUTURE.
And all that oil...oil that smirking chimp couldn't coax out of the ground in dirty, stinking West Texas...all that oil is being put in a special place to save your country. Got it?
Got it? Good Iraqis. Now you are right up there with Native Americans on the list of liberated species the US Government has brought to Jesus.