TOP TEN REASONS CHIMPER_JUNTA WON'T PULL IT'S COCK OUT UNTIL JUNE 2004
10. The weather's nice then.
9. Most of the troops who weren't killed will be ready to go AWOL.
8. America Will Insist He Do it Anyway.
7. Most of the free and liberated Iraqis will have been either shot or arrested at least one time by their benevolent benefactors, the United States of Bush.
6. Chimp_junta will have smoked out at least 3 Saddam imitators and shot the wrong man every time. And bragged about it until the REAL Saddam stood on Al Jazeera and made a fool of elChimpo.
5. The Bush twins will be begging for a chance to serve their country ala Jessica Lynch but daddy will not dare put his own in harm's way. Daddy will hide their tequila.
4. Laura Bush has gone from being a 'lump in the bed' to being a lump in another bed in another room to get away from chimp's smelly feet.
3. Bush has had to hire 14 doubles to appear in public because a) he is pure chicken$#it b) generally hated and considered to be the target of cream pies.
2. Chimp_junta must prepare for the August vacation on the 'Texas Ranch' and doesn't want any of this crap ruining his 30 day paid vacation.
And the Number One Reason Chimp_junta picks June 2004:
1. HALLIBURTON WON'T BE DONE SNEAKING THE OIL OUT UNTIL THEN!
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