A Nasty Letter To A Liar & Right Wing Crook: Bob Novak
(Bob had his old hip bone crumble while he was washing his smelly, shriveled groin the other day. He spread his legs, reached the washcloth under his happy spot, and it all came undone.
He needs all the warmth and friendship there is out here to help in his recovery. Write to ole Bob at this address)
Title of email: Bob, does it hurt?
Dear Bob,
I certainly hope it hurts, Bob. You have hurt a lot of people with your treason and cover up. A broken hip—more than likely a bone that broke before you fell—is just God’s way of telling you to get the truth out. Otherwise, it will be another hip…a knee…skull fractures…
You’re getting to old to be much of a liar, Bob. Perhaps you would do better if you were housed in the ole Grey-Bar Hotel with the other criminals. But that is what right wingers do--lie.
Don’t break your record along with your hip, Bob. Hey…by the way…great catch on that manslaughter thing. Really important compared to the massive manslaughter your boy is effecting in Iraq, eh? Or even “President” Allawi. He's one helluva killer! Shoots prisoners, tied up and helpless, right in the head, huh!
You guys are so sick, what the fuck is a broken hip, anyway? And we are so very sick of you…
Yours truly,
He needs all the warmth and friendship there is out here to help in his recovery. Write to ole Bob at this address)
Title of email: Bob, does it hurt?
Dear Bob,
I certainly hope it hurts, Bob. You have hurt a lot of people with your treason and cover up. A broken hip—more than likely a bone that broke before you fell—is just God’s way of telling you to get the truth out. Otherwise, it will be another hip…a knee…skull fractures…
You’re getting to old to be much of a liar, Bob. Perhaps you would do better if you were housed in the ole Grey-Bar Hotel with the other criminals. But that is what right wingers do--lie.
Don’t break your record along with your hip, Bob. Hey…by the way…great catch on that manslaughter thing. Really important compared to the massive manslaughter your boy is effecting in Iraq, eh? Or even “President” Allawi. He's one helluva killer! Shoots prisoners, tied up and helpless, right in the head, huh!
You guys are so sick, what the fuck is a broken hip, anyway? And we are so very sick of you…
Yours truly,
posted by A. J. Franklin @ 16:25
1 Comments:
At 1:56 PM,
Anonymous said…
Novak is a nasty, ascedic and hateful motherefucker. I think they should forget about the new hip, and just cut off the leg at the joint and bury it somewhere, since the rest of the corpse will be along shortly.
I would be surprised if they didn't roll his hateful ass out on the stage of Crossfire on a guerney. He can't keep his vitriol canned up too long or he will get all green and rotten inside.
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