Cheney Dies. No...Wait...That's Tomorrow's News

BBC NEWS | Americas | Cheney undergoing hospital tests: "US Vice-President Dick Cheney has been taken to hospital on Saturday after experiencing shortness of breath, the White House reports.

A spokesman said he was undergoing tests on the recommendation of doctors.

'He has a bad cold, which could be the cause for the shortness of breath,' spokesman Ken Lisaius said"