Not Enough Blood On His Hands Yet, Chimp_junta Gears Up For Another War
Yahoo! News - IF IT'S 2005, IT MUST BE TIME FOR ANOTHER WAR: "NEW YORK--You've heard this song before. There's this country, see, and they hate America. They'd nuke us if they had the chance, you bet they would. Damn Muslim religious fanatics! Guess what? They have weapons of mass destruction! Either that or their scientists are about to develop them. Whatever--we can't let that happen. We've gotta hit them before they hit us! What's that? Of course we're sure! Our intelligence says so. Huh? No. We can't show you the proof. We'll say this much...a little bird told us. A little exile bird that wants to run the country after we overthrow the current regime. They wouldn't lie, and neither would we. And while we're at it, can we borrow your son for the next few years?
Colin Powell (news - web sites), disgraced by his 2003 fictional anthrax speech at the U.N., is closing his run as Bush's poodle-in-chief with a bravura repeat performance. His last big PR project: conning us into war against Iran.
The Administration's sales pitch for 'Attack on the Ayatollahs' reads a lot like the one for 'So Long, Saddam.' There's a supposed 'grave and gathering threat'--a nuclear-capable, America-hating Iran. Even as presented, the intel is sketchy. Iran, Powell says, has 'been actively working on delivery systems'--missiles that could carry nukes. During the Cuban missile crisis, JFK went on television to show us the satellite photos. Powell thinks we should believe him just because. 'I have seen intelligence which would corroborate what this dissident group is saying,' says the outgoing Secretary of Rationalization. Not that there's much there there: 'I'm talking about information that says that they not only had these missiles, but I'm aware of information that suggests they were working hard as to how to put the two [missiles and nuclear weapons] together.' Bombs haven't even started falling on Tehran and the WMDs have already become WMD-related programs."
Colin Powell (news - web sites), disgraced by his 2003 fictional anthrax speech at the U.N., is closing his run as Bush's poodle-in-chief with a bravura repeat performance. His last big PR project: conning us into war against Iran.
The Administration's sales pitch for 'Attack on the Ayatollahs' reads a lot like the one for 'So Long, Saddam.' There's a supposed 'grave and gathering threat'--a nuclear-capable, America-hating Iran. Even as presented, the intel is sketchy. Iran, Powell says, has 'been actively working on delivery systems'--missiles that could carry nukes. During the Cuban missile crisis, JFK went on television to show us the satellite photos. Powell thinks we should believe him just because. 'I have seen intelligence which would corroborate what this dissident group is saying,' says the outgoing Secretary of Rationalization. Not that there's much there there: 'I'm talking about information that says that they not only had these missiles, but I'm aware of information that suggests they were working hard as to how to put the two [missiles and nuclear weapons] together.' Bombs haven't even started falling on Tehran and the WMDs have already become WMD-related programs."
posted by A. J. Franklin @ 11:24
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