Fucker Tarlson (CNN Crossfire Liar) Eats a Little Canadian Crow! (What a Fucking Liar!) "End Quote"

***Angry viewer writes to CNN's Crossfire program***

Dear Crossfire/Paul Begala or James Carville:

I took part in a recent online "chat" with Dr. Howard Dean where the question about improving relationships with our foreign allies and Canada was asked. On November 6, Crossfire's Tucker Carlson thought he could mangle the reply Dr. Dean provided, take it out of context, and get a few chuckles!

It worked. A few laughs! But a liar always being a liar, just as a rat can always smell his own hole, Fucker's unethical approach to journalism and slapstick commentary can be expected to be only good for one thing: Laughs!

Worse, it would seem that Begala let the little son of a bitch get away with it!!

The Exchange follows, along with the facts. An actual transcript of both events. No one expects any lying pubbies to apologize or to suck up to what they do. I believe, at the very least, Paul and James can fight fire with fire.

I would hope you two gentlemen, on the left, get with the program and start lying, misquoting, quoting out of context, and using sheer gibberish to grab a laugh here and there at the expense of the most mendacious, criminal cabal ever to be placed in our White House by the black vote (Clarence Thomas).

Here, the tricky, arrogant Fucker Tarlson cracks funny:

CARLSON: Well, not every successful presidential candidate in American history has had extensive foreign policy experience. Bill Clinton didn't. Neither did George W. Bush. It didn't seem to matter at the time.

This year, though, with a war against terrorism under way, it does matter, which may explain why Democratic front-runner Howard Dean has spent so much time recently trying to convince voters that he knows something about the rest of the world. This morning, for example, Dean participated in an online chat with Washington Post.com.

Asked how he'd repair relations with Canada and the rest of the world, Dean replied this way -- and, keep in mind, this is a verbatim quote -- "I have a long-standing relationship with Canada, both because my kids have spent numerous weekends playing hockey there and because I have appeared on Canadian talk shows many times" -- end quote. <----Liar Carlson's 'end quote'
(LAUGHTER)

And now the real question and answer from the WashingtonPost.com transcript:

Montreal, Quebec, Canada: U.S. relations with Canada have gone through some tough times under the Bush administration. How do you feel you can repair relations between the U.S. and their neighbor to the north, and for that matter the whole international community?

Howard Dean: I have a long standing relationship with Canada both because my kids have spent numerous weekends playing hockey there and because I have appeared on Canadian talk shows many times. Repairing our relationship with Canada requires the same solution that repairing our relationships with the rest of the world requires, and that is the removal of a president whose arrogance and contemptuousness for others overrides the respect that is necessary between parties to conduct international relations.

(The Real and Honest-->END QUOTE)

As an educator and English professor, I have very little use for the kind of idiotic hyperbole the righties utilize to create their ignorant humor. But if that is the game they want, Paul and James should deliver!

And as for Mr. Fucker Tarlson, your transition to PBS may be somewhat rocky. They don't take as well to right-wingers who LIE as does CNN. Take off your polyester poptop and let's see if that will make you shine.

Dan McCleod, PhD

Pearland, TX 77581