**Bush To Grant Full Pardon In Absentia to Osama bin Laden**
**For Immediate Release** 1700GMT **For Immediate Release**
Headings:
-Bush Family Crime Empire-
-Republican National Committee-
-Election 2004 Cancelled-
-Executive Fiat and Executive Order 666-
January 5, 2004
The Bush administration today announced that it was considering, at the behest of the Saudi government, its princes and hierarchy and deep personal relationships to the Bush Family Crime Empire notwithstanding, granting the requested PARDON FROM ALL FUTURE AND PAST PUNISHMENTS not yet assessed to the fine person a brother in arms:
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
George W. Bush said, in a highly confidential memo, that BinLaden has done "so much for my presidency, from the beginning when I was first appointed until today when these voice tapes can be used to put snipers on New York City rooftops and Black Hawk Helicopters in the sky over Las Vegas," that he is no longer considered 'a person of suspicion' by General John Asscrack, or anyone else.
We, the residents of the white house, have also determined that to leave him un-catched until after the 2004 election is of undeniable usefulness to my candidiotcy to actually be erected one time.
In addition, since Saddam's capture has made the world so much safer, we will immediately turn General Ridge's color chart to OFF and send him back to Pennsylvania.
And Bob Novak is hereby commanded by his excellency, the president, George Bush #43, to release all information on the felonious events surrounding the surripticious exposure of Special Undercover Agent Ms. Valerie Plume, putting her life in danger, destroying her career, and ending her investigations into nukulur stuff.
So let my will be done, this 5th day of January in the year of our LORD 2005. Amen.
Signed
George W. Bush
Headings:
-Bush Family Crime Empire-
-Republican National Committee-
-Election 2004 Cancelled-
-Executive Fiat and Executive Order 666-
January 5, 2004
The Bush administration today announced that it was considering, at the behest of the Saudi government, its princes and hierarchy and deep personal relationships to the Bush Family Crime Empire notwithstanding, granting the requested PARDON FROM ALL FUTURE AND PAST PUNISHMENTS not yet assessed to the fine person a brother in arms:
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
George W. Bush said, in a highly confidential memo, that BinLaden has done "so much for my presidency, from the beginning when I was first appointed until today when these voice tapes can be used to put snipers on New York City rooftops and Black Hawk Helicopters in the sky over Las Vegas," that he is no longer considered 'a person of suspicion' by General John Asscrack, or anyone else.
We, the residents of the white house, have also determined that to leave him un-catched until after the 2004 election is of undeniable usefulness to my candidiotcy to actually be erected one time.
In addition, since Saddam's capture has made the world so much safer, we will immediately turn General Ridge's color chart to OFF and send him back to Pennsylvania.
And Bob Novak is hereby commanded by his excellency, the president, George Bush #43, to release all information on the felonious events surrounding the surripticious exposure of Special Undercover Agent Ms. Valerie Plume, putting her life in danger, destroying her career, and ending her investigations into nukulur stuff.
So let my will be done, this 5th day of January in the year of our LORD 2005. Amen.
Signed
George W. Bush
posted by A. J. Franklin @ 10:55
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