Nasty Letters To Crooked Politicians

As we enter a new era of politics, we hope to see that Obama has the courage to fight the policies that Progressives hate. Will he have the fortitude to turn the economic future of America to help the working man? Or will he turn out to be just a pawn of big money, as he seems to be right now.

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Our Courageous Nazi Troops Defend the Motherland By Flushing Out Residents Of Falluja With Our Tanks And Gunships! Huzzzaa!

Yahoo! News - Falluja Fighting Delays Aid to Iraq Civilians: "'Two days ago they were coming out and fighting us. Last night they were running. It looks like we are about to break their will,' said Captain Robert Bodisch, a U.S. tank company commander. 'I don't think it will be long now.'"

(The article fails to note that the comment, "I don't think it will be long now," referred to the penis of a General which was undergoing its first circumcision.
General Kimmit continued, "Now no one can call me an uncircumcized bastard again. I am just a regular bastard, now.")


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