The Latest FAKE from Chimpo W Bush & CO--Bin Laden speaks

Secret tapes have been passed through some unknown intermediaries to the one outfit that hasn't been paid to say good things about Bush: Al Jazeera.

And that secret tape contains the supposed voice of someone who can greatly benefit Chimpo in his latest poll dive: Bin Laden.

Does anyone remember the fake report that showed up on Dan Rather's newscast which spoke about the AWOL days of the commander in thief? What was unusual about it? The insiders in the Cheney cabal shook their heads and said nothing...because it was their trickery. They had sent a document that seemed to be exactly right and was remembered by one of the commanding officer's secretaries as being real...but this one was a fake. It had a few errors that could not have come from the typewriters of the day and could only be made by a computer of our present era...ergo...Dan Rather goes. Score 1! for Bush...and his family, who hated the way Dan Rather told the truth about them all the time.

Now Bin Laden seems to be saying either we sign a truce or I'll hit you again. Ask yourself the simple question, "Who profits most from this tape?"

Answer at the bottom of the page printed in a font only available today.

"We will never negotiate with terraistz" says Bush, regaining some of that phony drug store cowboy swagger he lost during the "good work Brownie" hurricane days.

And the secret spying on Americans which can set him up for impeachment? Maybe he thinks this "tape" can justify his actions. The scary part is you can never trust this little bastard. He could easily stage his own Bin Laden attack just to save his skin, no matter how many others he kills.

It is time we call him on the carpet for his actions...Take this administration DOWN! and fast, before they have a chance to kill anymore.

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